Kaupo - #900

We used to own the ahapua'a at Kaupo Gap now, I dont even own my own life.

Take care.


That's It,

..I'm done. Aloha.


Noodled. Completely.

And they bitch about...

...the fact that we dont have fucking Lamb Chops tonight.

Fuck 'em.

This place

...just sucks the life out of me. I hate this job. I hate this place.

And all I can do is work.

Thats how it seems.

No matter how much we try, it just doesnt seem to fall in the way things should. It is as if gravity has lost its hold, and everything is just floating away.

The not-so-good-really-shitty-what-else day

My son, the father of the boys, tried to OD on his meds today.

Things suck.


A Day Hike 4 The Guys

1000 + stairs. We made about 700. Pretty cool for a almost 3 y/o and 4 y/o


Pshaw and Pffft and the likelyhood of nothingness

Obviously yours truly has figured out that the world needs me to twitter my absent minded thoughts.

Wars will end, oil spills negated, flowers and good smelling stuffs will abound.

...and more than likely, I will bitch upon bitching about everything pink, luxury, collection, dweebs, dorks and dofi (that'd be the plural of doofus, 'cause there just cant be 1 that I encounter)...Garrans (guranteed) that I will throw in random 140 clips of my views on everything that I waltz upon in this maze of a haze that is my exsistence in controlling 3 terrorists and 1 college child.

Dont mind the queen.

I am sure as shit hits the oscillator that her regalness will find a place in 140 bytes of twitter-dom.

I reckon it'll be mostly pics, but who the hell knows?

I'm feeling like literary miso soup, side order wasabi, and back me up with some sake...



The terrors at play on Twitpic

The terrors at play on Twitpic

Fw: maui on Twitpic

Fw: maui on Twitpic

Fw: Maui suite on Twitpic

Fw: Maui suite on Twitpic


A month later

Last month

And it still aint healed. Pretty sure (well actually, I know) that I have fractured the shin bone. It's kinda innaressing as I cant feel anything to either side of the wound, it is like it is shot up with novocaine. Never got infected, it is just deeper than shit (down to the bone...oops)...I guess time heals all...eventually.

The body is an amazing thing - I'd just like it to amaze-it-self along a little faster.


Fire Ramblings

July 4th was worse than New Years Eve.

Thats realy amazing. Lots of FIRE OT; and more to come - 36 hours hours straight and right to the pink - there is whole nother version of fire. (hell)

Kaleo is correcting my speech - "Its VEHICLE, Papa" ...not "car" Yeah thanks alot; is it a gift, or a loan???? Hmmmmm? I scolded the 2 heathens today for fighting over a play phone; sat both of them down on opposite ends of the couch, put the phone between them and said "Just sit there and stare at what you were fighting over"

To which, they immediately started fighting over who was sitting too close to the damn phone.


But thats OK.

The occupancy is hovering around 81 to 96%. Which is pretty high considering the state of affairs in the economic picture.

I am right now listening to the 2 Chinese waiters that are working Room Service speak at 500 MPH in Mandarin. Suddenly; I am hungry again.


Dear God, my ears are ready to bleeeeeeeeed. I guess it is a dull thud to the head after coming in to 5 Filipino waiters from day shift boiling water in Tagalog.

Very strange, very rich, very bigg tippers in 1211. 1 english speaking guy (friendly) some freak with a german accent(FREAK!FREAK!) and some drunk Bimbo in the background shouting orders.

Somehow I see housekeeping finding various sex toys in this room.

I deciphered a scottish gents order earlier.

The Al-Kahlifa's (always return guest; take up the whole 5th floor) are here again and ordering like you dont believe. Not your usual Muslim brothers and sisters, lemme tell you. The Prince used to tip the well endowed cocktail waitress years ago 100 dollar bills on every round. And they would be there allnight.

Some nice folks in a suite; 280 - realy nice. I like that.

Should I give the people in 495 the soup free for being cheap? Or say eh, hell with it?

Ah hell I gave it to them; I guess that'll get me outta purgatory for a minute or so...

I am so bloody tired that rambling is how I am staying awake at the moment.

Akoni in Vegas -

Thank God he dont have 1 of these

HIs friend got married, he hasnt won squat, but will be home soon enuf.

And I will plow on.



Mr & Mr Moto side order Ms. Pac Man

This lasts for approximately a nano-second; and then the fights start.

No worry; this wont last

Kaleo and Kekoa are reinventing the fall of the Roman Empire by piece by glorious piece of my brain.

Our Granddaughter is blowing my mind by going out on her own with the 'old man style' grass clippers and trimming grass on her own.

FIRE schedule changes and means more OT and more time to work at the pink hell.

Akoni is in Vegas for his friends wedding. (Damn it)

I have not been sedated nor commited as yet, so apparently all is good.