Room w/ A view, Neosponge Photo.Lugging my big old back-pack of bills. Mosying around on 5HP and teaspoons of petrol. Walking Chumpster to the Marina. It starts raining more often now. Another wonderful football season starts. Throw rocks in the water. Papaya for breakfast. Slicing SPAM and frying it with a egg over medium.
What exactly was that on the ground near the intersection of Kalanianaole Highway and Kilauea?
And Crash Test Dummies lyrics.
I know that you don't love me
I know you hate my guts
I know the nasty things you say
About me, to those sluts
Well, maybe I'm a weasel
Maybe I'm a liar
Maybe I'm a skinny punk
Who couldn't change a tire
I'm laying down and I'm playing dead
I ain't fetchin' no stick, no way, baby
I've always been this pasty
I've always been this shape
I'm just a teensy-weensy thing
Passed on by itsy-bitsy apes
I'm laying down and I'm playing dead
I ain't fetchin' no stick, no way, baby
You know that you could train me
You know I'd sit and beg
But you think I'm just a dirty dog
That tried to hump that pretty leg
I'm laying down and I'm playing dead
I ain't fetchin' no stick, no way, baby
Woof.
5 comments:
Bow, wow wow, wow.
Good company.
I love the crash test dummies!
That voice, it's like soft hot taffy to my ears.
What was that on the ground at that intersection?
Long as it's not you, my friend!
alan
Mmmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmmm mmm mmm mmmm mm.
(Those are also Crash Test Dummy lyrics.)
Bring the kids to play with da ponies! The dogs here do whatever the hell they want.
Including eat pony poo.
*Been missing ya.
Once there was a girl who wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
and when she finally had to
they saw birth marks all over her body
she couldn't quite explain it they'd always just been there
mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
Then there was a boy who got into an accident and couldn't go to school
and when he finally came back
his
hair
had turned from black into bright white
because he'd crashed so hard....
Super man was my favorite though...
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