---911 line rings---
"Fire - What is your emergency?"
cell phone caller - "There is a fire here, by the building"
HM- "Where are you located? And what is burning?"
CPC - "On Manoa Road, by the gas station"..."Its burning...the building"
HM- "Where on Manoa Road?, What is the nearest address?, WHAT exactly is burning?"
CPC- "Manoa Road, by the gas station, next to that little shop...It is burning..the outside"
HM-"OK, what is burning?...The building?..If so, what is the nearest addres that you can see?...What is the shops name?...Anything so I can know where to send the crews"
CPC- "We are across the street at an apartment,...It.."
HM - "WHAT is the address of the apartment?"
CPC - "I dont know --(speaks to another person, hands him the phone) ...pull up over there...(2nd person) "Hey-who? ...ewe knead twoo git here now, dee fire, it is gwowing up de wall"
HM- (in muted disbelief that I have gone from a moron, to a person that cant speak english) - "WHAT IS THE NEAREST ADDRESS?...AND WHAT IS BURNING??????"
CPC - "De addd-ress? It wooks wike it is twooo-wine-foa"
HM - "294?"
CPC- "No, twooo-wniety-foa"
HM- "OK, 2, NINETY-four?"
CPC- "Eye twink sew"
HM- "2-ninety four, Manoa Road, right?"
CPC - " No,....Eat."
HM - "Eat?"
CPC- "Yah, Eat."
HM - "Eat?...Eat what?"
CPC- "...Eat Manoa Road"
HM - "You mean EAST?...294 East Manoa Road?"
CPC- " Yah, Eat Manoas Road"
HM- (the callers are RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MANOA FIRE STATION...2 houses away..) "You are right next to the FIRE station!!....Why did...."
CPC - (original caller)..."Oh, we didnt want to wake them, it is 3AM, you know, and...."
HM - (losing it completely) "You are right next to the fucking fire station, and something is burning, and between you and the other imbicile on the phone, cant give an address to where the bloody fire is, what in Gods name where you thinking???????"
CPC- "We didnt want to bother the station.....and...."
HM- *click*
Dispatch the companies, it ends up being a bench in front of a store, at a bus stop that was burning.
I am going to get in sooooooo much trouble for this one......
Other than that, I got another tale to tell.....sheesh.
Aloha.
6 comments:
ROFL! That was hilarious! What in the WORLD was that accent?? I can't figure it out!
That was imbecile. It's really not that rare an accent as it's found all over the world. ;) Thanks for the laugh HM.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! way to go, brightened my morning!
Whatever, Little Kenny!
I meant, what ETHNICITY, it's not Filipino, not Japanese...
Do tell what accent can be found "all over the world?"
oh, and since you can't tell I am smirking as I am typing--I'm not mad that you called me an imbecile
Roflmao! Good one bruddah! The accent gets me all the time! Some people are so lame it ain't funny. I suppose we have to excuse foreigners.
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Forgot to mention, came by way of Sandy.
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