6.12.05

Niele Kane (Knee-ellie Cah-Nay, Nosy Man)

Busy man, just a quickee, but if Chevron delivers Chevron gas, and 76 delver 76 gas who the hell is delivering Yamashiro gas? (Morning no coffee, man)

And then ya got Lady C changing her mind....

And then I am coming home to a great sunrise....

And damn I re-sealed, cleaned and polished the hell outta da upstairs....

FA - Your son is a handsome lad in that shirt...sorry sooo big, thats all we got!

White shirt not good for kids, I learnes the hard way....


Changes
Changes
Sunrise
GasGuy

Aloha.

3.12.05

Variety...It is da SPICE.....(whats in da juke box now...)

Variety in muzika....It a goooood thing, damn it!

J Johnson, ummm good, surfs pretty good, too
Dancing now...
How many guitars is he playing?

Blood a flowing....

Aloha.

Back To Work ...FireCom 'morrow

So I'll leave the surf for Bud and crew - he snapped this pix....

BudPhoto808Surfer

Nice, yeah?

Stay well.

Aloha.

Schooling...Shmooling

Private Schools Education In Hawaii

Honolulu has a variety of educational opportunities. The public school system is entrenched in bureaucratic bullshit, thereby screwing the kids education chances. If you WANT to learn in public schools here, you will, only if you generally are a go getter. The students range in ability, race, economic standing, like any other school. It just gets emphasized due to our small island home. The teachers as well, don’t get paid enough.

Not to diss public schooling, but it isn’t the greatest here. Scores, attitudes and general malaise inhabit a lot of corridors. It is sad, cause there are good kids out there.

So your alternative is private schools. I am a graduate of a private, all male, Catholic High. So was my Dad, Gramps, Uncle and assorted other familial folk. These are the private schools -

St. Louis High
Damien Memorial
Punahou
Kamehameha
Iolani

These are the primary schools in the private realm. The first 2 are all male, and Catholic. The Kamehameha Schools is Protestant, and requires Hawaiian Blood to attend. Punahou is an elite, huge missionary founded enclave. Iolani is elite, private, and mega-expensive.

Ok so that prelude is done.

The school Maile interviewed for today was Kamehameha. It was founded in 1887 by Princess Bernice Pauahi Bishop. In her will, it states that the school is founded for the betterment of the Hawaiian Children. Indigenous, orphaned are assisted first. The school is funded by the will; and Bishop Estate. Bishop estate is the largest landowner in the state. (Lets put it like this – You live on an island; you own land; you are wealthy) So her trust/will funds the school, and by that the tuition is MUCH less than the others. It is about 1200 to 1500 a year or semester, I forget.

Basically the others START at about 10K a year. Yep. 10K.

So it is competitive to get in. Kamehameha tames the crowd by the Hawaiian Blood quantum need. It may sound racist, or exclusionary, but think on this –

A very long time ago, it was 2 shiny nails for –

Women.
Pork.
Fresh Water.
Sandal Wood.
Land.
Fish.

Sorry. I will explain that outburst someday.

So the Maile-girl isn’t a top notch student. She has a real cool attitude, and never ever quits. She isn’t prone to moodiness, or cockiness. (Amazing, yeah?, considering, well, you-know-who) The test scores cant give a real insight into a persons demeanor, so her best asset, expressing, is put out on interview.

She was all stoked afterwards, and had a beam of joy escaping out her ears.

So now we wait, and that’s cool. She tries her best, and as a parent, that is all I can ask.

Aloha.

Linkage for your perusal -

Kamehameha

St. Louis High

Punahou

Iolani

Damien

Shower Progress-O, Interview 4 Mai-Mai...

Gotta Junk?
Getting There....
Got Junk?...Or Stuff all over my bedroom...

Today is Maile's interview for Kamehameha School. It is one of the best private schools here. I will attempt to explain more on KS later, it is a interesting story of love, Hawaiians, and a large amount of land.

Hug someone, do good, and do it often.

Aloha

2.12.05

Surfer Malik Joyeaux Dies At Pipeline

Malik on a seriously sick huge wave at Teahupoo, at his home in Tahiti.

Peaceful waves in heaven, bro.



Beauty can extract a awful high price......




From 808Surfer - & SurferMag. T O D A Y -

12.2.05 from Surfermag.com

Tahitian Surfer Dies at Pipeline
Malik Joyeux, 25, Killed on the North Shore

Tragedy struck again at the world’s deadliest surf spot this morning when Tahitian surfer Malik Joyeux was killed at Pipeline on Oahu’s North Shore. Joyeux, 25, a well-liked goofyfoot who recently came to prominence charging the treacherous barrels at Teahupoo, was one of approximately 60 surfers in the lineup on a sunny, six-to eight-foot Friday morning. At approximately 10:30 AM, according to reports from the beach, Joyeux dropped into a thick peak, fell backwards at the bottom and took the full impact of the lip. His broken board popped up soon after, but there was no sight of Joyeux. Sunset lifeguard Guy Pere later reported that Joyeux’s leash had somehow come undone or was torn off in the wipeout.
California’s Greg Long was one of approximately twenty surfers searching for Joyeux when he failed to surface.
“Right after he went down, I was on the Backdoor side of the peak, and there was a three wave set. He had gone on the first wave of the set. Immediately I heard everybody in the lineup shouting, whistling and waving their boards. There were about twenty of us that paddled in right away and tried to find him, but we couldn’t. Eventually half that pack went in and about a dozen guys came running down with swim fins searching for his body. When we found him he was up by Pupukea [approximately 250 yards north of the Pipeline peak]. We put him on a longboard and were just scratching and kicking to get him in. But by that time it had been about fifteen minutes. The lifeguards tried to do some compressions, but it wasn’t working. Then they put him in an ambulance and that was the last I saw him.”
Cause of death has yet to be determined, pending a coroner’s report.
Joyeux, an accomplished all-around waterman and one of Tahiti’s most popular surf stars, was recently featured on SURFER’s 2004 Big Issue Cover and won the 2003 Billabong XXL Tube of the Year.
At noon Hawaiian time, the shocked North Shore surf community formed an impromptu prayer circle on the beach at Pipeline in honor of their fallen Tahitian brother.

This man surfed places like Teahupoo (pronounced - Cho-Po)

Teahupoo

Without fear, young, skilled, fearless. He lost his life on a pristine surfing day, 6 to 8 feet, not huge, but a mistake, a wrong fall, can reap heavy dues.

Damn.

R I P.

Aloha.

Faucet.Com

As I have been just going batty surfing, Lady C has revolted to doing the tiling of the shower stall on her own (hooray) Giving me more time to ...Surf! Actually, it has become a team effort, meaning I and She stay the hell away from each other when it comes to working on it.

Anyhow, Faucet.Com ships to Hawaii for a reasonable rate. So Lady C gets the sink she wants - (why you need a sink to wash a volkswagon in is beyond me) - But hell, happy wife = peaceful me. The company I bought the shower heads, guts, and etc, didnt have what she wanted, except for a 6-8 week wait.

Thanks Internet! UPS & Faucet.Com are kicking ass to bring it to Alohaland.



No way am I getting those gaudy ass fixtures, tho' I draw the line on that. I am thinking something, but damn if I know what it is.....

Booyah!

Aloha.

1.12.05

Cheers Segue!

Skipped hotel hell for a two-fer surf.




Hauoli La Hanau Segue.

Have a few for me,

I'm having a few for you.

Aloha

Not getting a whole lot done...SURF!

Super sun rise on the way home after working 24.


My old crew at an accident scene - Small kids holding hands is killer to the heart



All the kids were OK.

Scared more than anything.

You just want to hug 'em.

Surf is still going off.

What a day.

Better get cracking B$ the Queenine comes home....

Aloha!

29.11.05

Yes It Is Some Ungodly Time Here And I Am Cleaning A Mess

This is what will greet the brain addled in the morning when I AM ALREADY AT WORK.




Shit.

Aloha.

Maybe this is what I mean...



Yeah, THATS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.....

Aloha!

Whats In The Juke Box Now

Oh this rocks, by the way....




Sweeeeetness.

Aloha.

Phones

Usually, when the phone rings at my home, I ignore it. Thats because it hardly is ever for me. Lady C had a second ring tone for the 'kids line' a number of years back. Noone ever used it. It is in the directory, so the only fools that call it are the telemarketers. My normal line is on the donot call list. I have a lotta fun answering in different dialects and forms of insanity just to drive the callers a wee bit batty.

Shit, thats not what I was posting about.

I meant to mention my cell. OK. So my cell rings, and I can see that it is Mai-Mai's school calling. Now I have been the recipient of many a phone call from schools over the vast expanse of my parenthood, and they usually are not good. Either a sick child, or worse - "what did he do now?" Is the form I fill out.

But today i got a update on my girls progress in school that was bonzers. She is doing well enough for me to be proud. Proud for me is not getting a bummer phone call. She could concentrate more, but with a mental midget like me for a clan leader, shit ya takes what ya cans get. When you travel at 5000 MPH all day, all the time, it is hard to concentrate. But she is TRYING.

So I am a happy guy.

Thing is, I was so apprehensive when it rang, that I didnt really want to answer. I figured she was pulling a "i need a mental health" day - off deal, but nope, it was her teacher, letting me in on a bright spot.

She goes to High School next year, and really is a wise child. I am so excited to see where she goes in this life.

Stay well.

Aloha.

Taking Paradise Forgranted

Segue asked a real good question in the comments section - That after a while does paradise become the "normal"? And as always, that got me thinking - (bad sign, dangerous curves ahead) - Do I take it forgranted?

I dont think so, but that hasnt always been the case.

After spending 21/2 years here -



Studying graphic design/commercial art, surviving brutal winters, and hot boring summers, cracking my skull, walking back to these dorms, not knowing who I was -



One of the first things I asked my friend Willie, was "Where the hell am I?" He said Des Moines, at Drake, studying.

I said - "No fucking way!?!"

But yes, I have taken the beauty that surrounds me forgranted. I guess in the hassle of making a living, and the various trials and tribulations associated with it, Yep, I did take it for the Norm. Thank goodness for reinforcement, cause that gives me no excuse not to appreciate all that is my home. Reinforced daily is the fact that I live in the most isolated place in the world. It is kinda nice to be in the middle of the Pacific. Sure it has its inherent drawbacks, a culture that can be harsh to newcomers, and tolerant of behavoir of locals that shoudnt be tolerated. We pay alot for just about everything, from Milk to Gas, paradise inflicts a heavy tax. Most goods not grown here are shipped in, adding to the cost. The residents of my home are the greatest mix in all the United States.

I am lucky enought to be able to experience the natural grandeur that Hawaii is. I can go to the mountains, the sea, and inbetween. It is a colorful land. Not only the people, but the flavors of food, dialects, attitudes. I can travel to MaunaKea on the big island of Hawaii, and snow ski. Up there, the sky is so clear, and perfect, that most of the observatories in the world are there. It is a pretty spectacular place. Drive down from there, and I can experience mom nature spewing out new land. Active volcanoes are on the big isle.

Not that I havent been privledged to see the glory of the mainland. Iowa storms coming in over the plains are pretty impressive. Chicago is a pretty intresting town. Full moons in Omaha are huge.

And yeah, upper Michigan is pretty damn righteous, too. Okay, Lansing, ... is cold. California is country in and of itself. I never thought beauty could come in so many hues. California, she does that to you.

Actually, Houghton, Michigan, is the coldest damn place in the entire universe. I STILL cant feel my toes. And it was 1980 when I went there. Thats cold. I got lost on an interstate in Illinois, heading to a concert, and backtracked over some of the most spectacular expanses of nothingness I have ever seen.

Anywhosafats, I take home less forgranted than I have before, probably because of the luck of lifes experience.

And thats a GOOD thing, Martha!

(and being that I am now at the tourista enclave of De Hotel, I should keep the positive attitude as much above water a s I can...)

Back to FireCom 'morrow.

Aloha!

Shhh! I went surfing again. Still got tons to do...

I cheated responsibility this dawn, and hit more surf.



Pretty nice way to start the day.



Coconut tree frames....



Mountains are green as can be after it POURED last night. (NO LEAKS IN MY ROOF!!!!)



Home and work beckons.....

Simple, good, and satisfied beyond belief.

Aloha!

28.11.05

Morning Surf, Busy Day....

Got out for a surf this AM, against my better judgement, cause I got a ton o stuff to do before work -

After surf rinse

Small FP wave

Nice enuf view-

Better FP wave


Aloha!

27.11.05

Small Kine Story

The gentleman from the FBI asked the man with the pock marked face where the items had come from. The pock marked man replied “the hills, the caves”

The FBI man knew what the drug addict meant.

Sure, he was acting like a big time drug dealer/fence, but still deep in his very Hawaiian heart, he knew this was bad. You dont go ripping off graves. Especially Hawaiian Burial caves. That is a guaranteed bad omen for your ass. He had a job to do, and he sure the fuck was going to like clanking some cuffs on this asshole when he was done. He had a role to play, and he was playing it better than anyone would ever know.

“So what the fuck you want?”

“Jus’ gimme some batu”

“You gonna fuck your brain on that shit, man”

He shouldnt have said that. He knew better. Why the fuck would a dealer care? Just shut up and deal, fool.

“Yeah, right, jus’ gimme the chong, man, and you take this old creepy shit with you”

He tossed him some packets. Packets of death he thought. Whole fricking island gone to waste for pieces of glass to smoke. Stupid ass.

He gathered the bounty. It was amazing. Hawaiian artifacts of all kinds. Clubs, bowls, images, idols, poi pounders, adzes, feather cloaks, the haul was well worth over 100K. Easily museum stuff. In reality, the items were priceless. Who could put a number on things buried with your kin? Some dweeb in a museum? Some haole curator? The kupuna would cry. They would have broken hearts to think the keiki of the land had resorted to thieving items from the dead.

Hawaii 2005. The keiki of the land could careless of the old, the past. They want it now. Well he thought, you’re getting it. How many kids had he busted? 100? 2? He lost count after the teenager that pulled the glock on him in the parking lot of Alakea Grill. Shot him dead, and after the inquiry, tests showed enough methamphetamine to kill a horse. Now the kids are armed, and frying. Not only are they high, but crazed ass paranoid as well. Shit, he thought, for the days when all they did was toke some bud. They just ate everything in sight. No guns. No rip-offs. Mellow.

Maybe the damn green harvest wasnt the best idea. Eradicating the weed may have been good thinking at the time, but at this cost? A whole generation lost to this menace. And it is getting worse; how many families had been destroyed? It boggled his mind. He was driving the stolen cargo down the H1 interstate, a fact he always wondered, as to what state was it connected to?, He had to get back on track, all this diversion in thought was putting the entire operation in jeopardy. He took the off ramp towards the ocean, the makai, and headed straight for the warehouse.

He did not notice the change in the weather. He did not notice the figures in the dark. All too soon, he would. And he would wonder no more.

The old beater of a car came to halt, in one motion, he took the keys, opened the hatch, and grabbed the stash. He marched in, grabbed two handles, turned and deposited the loot in the safe. “I just wanna get this shit done” he said to no one in particular. He had to call the lieutenant, get the plans down, and complete the bust. This whole thing was begining to give him the creeps. Too much history, too much bad karma, too much old Hawaiian stuff. His Tutu Kane had told him of stories of things that happened to people who fucked with the dead. Terrors. Nightmares of it filled his childhood.

From that though, he learned respect.

It had guided him through a bad marriage, a dying parent, and FBI training. Shit, got him past HPD recruit school.

He wondered if the dead were getting pissed now.

Packing his gear into the car, he headed out, back to fricking traffic. All on the road at the same time. Shit. He remembered the short cut he had taken with his Dad, years back, and figured it was worth a try. The scenery would be better, as well. Green. Luscious. A good ten degrees cooler than here. He steered towards the Pali.

King Kamehameha had driven the warriors from Oahu to the sheer cliffs of the Pali, and without mercy, he had forced them to their death. He navigated the road, following what once was ancient trails, now covered in asphalt. It was cooler. The air crisp, fresh and full of life. Mists of rain hung in the canopy of the forest. He was cutting at least a half hour off his travel time. He might even get a work out in, he mused. He stopped, burst out of the car to just take in the beauty of it all. All you could hear was the breeze in the trees. He had to make it home; call in, and set up the deals that were in waiting.

There are a lot of bad dudes out he thought. That fuck wadd Conner, and his crew were raking in bucks, and killing kids without remorse. They just got a break by a snitch letting them know of the burial cave rip-offs. Pay back can be a bitch he assumed. He knew what he would do, if given the chance. Shove all the batu right up Connors ass. Then light it. It was so hard for him to comprehend the decay of his home. Batu, ice, chong, whatever they wanted to call it, was hacking up his home. Thefts were up. Murder is up. Fucking delusional kids hacking up there own parents in the middle of the night. The bad dudes were making money off it. Cheaper, easier to make than growing some killer bud, he knew. The dangers were greater, the labs, the waste, infecting the houses for months, if not years. The bad guys even scammed the tops off the flares at accident scenes to use to brew the unholy shit. He heard HFD had gone to a house that was so polluted, that the ground was flammable. What the hell is happening?
He pulled into the annex of a safe house, changed vehicles, and back on the road home.
The drive home was managed by way of soft Hawaiian music. The melodies masked the pain that he felt, yet opened his mind to the truths. Drug dealers like Conner were influencing youths by the handful. There was no doubt in that. Then by the addiction, they had stooped to stealing burial artifacts from caves. Artifacts sent to burial, never to be seen again. Treasures of untold beauty, meaning, and karma. Conner and his clan were selling the gains to mainland collectors, sight unseen. He had made a statement by selling 2 museum pieces that had been re-interred. Now the collectors called him. Black market scum, but willing to take a chance on unknown, yet unseen retribution. He pulled into his home, not knowing he had even driven the previous distance.

Lieutenant Kaiwi was on the phone before he could sit for a second. The bust was to happen tonight. Plans over heard on a wire tap led HPD to believe he was going to skirt the islands, perhaps to Manila. The man from the FBI had no time to wait. The minute he hung up the phone, a breeze blew in from the open window. His eyes burned. Tears streamed down his face, and although he wasn’t crying, a flood was coming from his ducts.

“What the fuck?” he mouthed to the wind.

The man from the FBI was brought to his knees, and no amount of strength, training or will could make him stand. He had less than 1 hour to make the bust. Grasping the counter, he pulled himself up, only to peer over the edge to see the fleeting image of a warrior, dressed in ancient Hawaiian malo, battle helmet, spear, and walking out of his home. “Jesus Christ on a ……” He fell, back to his knees, and then wind blew through him this time.

The man from the FBI knew the dead were pissed now.

With a new urgency, he headed for his car, gunned the engine, and raced to the bust.

There would be no bust today.

The papers colored up the story, about how a unified group of law enforcement made up of FBI, HPD and local informants ended an artifact selling/drug racket.

The man from the FBI only noticed the story about the bodies found at the bottom of the Pali, the steep cliffs that Kamehameha the great had vanquished the warriors of Oahu. It held his attention; the mainland news releases about the art collectors that were found with no faces, their homes immaculate, but missing a few collectors items. Items of great value had been left, while no forcible entry had been made. Authorities were stumped.

The man from the FBI had no doubt who, and what had sought revenge for the desecration of the burial caves. His heart knew what happened.

And his heart rested.


(I wrote this becuse of a TV special about how artifacts were being traded for Batu (or ice, or chong, or in the end, death from metamphetamine) Just thought I would throw it out to the world and see what becomes of it)

Anyhow,

Aloha.

More 911 Fun

So HanoX2 and I are on the phones for 911 calls.

And as i said before, i usually get the morons.

Yesterday was HanoX2' turn.

(background- we had just had a power outage in the Waikiki area, and had 2 persons stuck in elevator calls.)

15 minutes later HanoX2 gets this call -

-"Fire- what is your emergency?"

- Ummmm, I just got a call....but I didnt get it, and.....they called my home..and they said they are stuck in an elevator at the Malia Court...and ummm,....they said they are bleeding all over....."

- HanoX2- "Yes, mam. Wehave a stalled elevator at the Maile Outrigger Court Hotel, and crew are there now...."

- Oh. Uh, yeah...they called my cell. They said they are stuck."

- HanoX2 - Yes mam. The crew are on scene, and I believe they have the elevator opened, and all parties are released"

- Oh. Uh, yeah...'cause they called....and they called my cell, ....and uh, ...they then called my home.....and uh, since he is my HUSBAND...I wondered if he was okay..."

(now we are NOT mentioning the male voices that HanoX2 and I are hearing in the background, at 230AM in the morning, OK?)

HanoX2 & I - (off recording) - "YEAH,..... RIGGGGGHT"

- HanoX2 - " Mam, the EMS unit, and the fire department are there, I would expect them to be hold up for about 30 minutes, at the least."

(damn, I gotta get better at this community service shit)

- 911 caller- (excitedly) "Oh!... Thats GREAT! about 30 minutes.....you think?"

....I dont want to know the end results.

I mean, is life a live action soap opera, or what?

Aloha.

25.11.05

AM Surf Check & Tile

Went out the door in the early AM after a frustrating night at the ol' Hotel. Credit Card authorization computer was kaput on the busiest day of the year.





And the day before T Day we bought the tile - for the shower -





But on the way to the surf, I had a call from Lady C to check out Aunty R's leg, as it was aching and swollen & sore. I am no doctor, (i just play one on television) so off to do that - I tell the girls - go to the Doctor, and let him see what he thinks.

Then I got stuck behind this on the way home -



So I have small kine moment to do other stuffs, before off to the Hotel again, for more abuse. Then 'morrow is back to FireCom center. Where the hell did the out look go?

This was where I was headed to begin with -



I cant complain, because I snuck out for a surf yesterday, before the abuse at the hotel, so I have no right to moan. The water was warm, the waves so-so, but I was out in Mother Ocean, with a friend, and good times were had. Surfed fairly well, tho' there wasnt much power to the sets. The frustrating thing is, when there is power, the speed increases so radically, that mistakes harbour more dire consequences. But in surf like yesterday, you can push it a little more, and abandon safety, a bit. Russ was out, and he is always good to surf with.

The good thing is, the sun will come up tomorrow, and the surf will still be there on Sunday.

Gotta be positive in this overwhelmingly negative world!

1/2 Full! 1/2 Full! Damn glass is half full, I tell ya!

Cynics be damned!

Aloha!

24.11.05

Happy Kine Thoughts



I am a tired pup. So without further adieu, may I say - Happy T Day to all.

Thanks for love.
Thanks for the power behind it.
Thanks for expressions of faith.
Thanks for freedom.
Thanks for those who are willing to sacrifice for it.
Thanks for knowledge.
Thanks for the ability to use that knowledge.
Thanks for my family.
Thanks for surf.
One more time on the thanks for surf, thank you very much!

Most of all, Thank You for being there, because without you, there would be no me.

Everybody you are instructed to eat.

And have a second scoop of whatever you like for me.

I gotta moimoi (nap) cause it is off to work again, toooooooo soon.

More worse, I hear the rolling surf calling me.

Damn.

Aloha!