Almost Sane

Wahine Mailelauli'i


Mai & Surf


Back at de hotel chem de fark, and almost pau (finished). Another amazing night of buffonery from the visitors -

"What soups do you have?"

-French Onion, & New England Clam Chowder

"You dont have Broccoli? Or Tomato? Or a broth?"

-(if we did, I woulda SAID so) Nope.

"What Vitamin C Fruits do you have?"

-(what am I? - A chemist?) what type were you intrested in?

"How about a fruit mix? Do you have that?"

-(duh!) Yes, we do.

"Does the coffee come with cups, or just by itself?"

-(no for 13 dollars, we send an armed escort, in case you dont want to pay)-It comes in a carafe with 6-8 cups, that'd be IN the carafe.

"Where are the room service menus in this room?"

-(well, last time I checked, I didnt know the exact location for all 555 rooms...but) I will call house keeping and have one sent up

And on and on....

Gosh it is great to be back at the ol' grind.

Aloha.