So, take it up a notch?

Sir,

The number you send is not true. u must send corect number now. Jutin is dieing. Money not come she die, waiting for your moneis. u ar suggest to send asap to luckday, re; Thomas baker

Waiting,

Thomas Baker

Well, we cant have that can we?

So lets get another fake email, and do this -

Luckyday security -

There has been a error in a delivery of funds from Western Union, to our account, The Fund Company "Lucky Days Security & Brokerage Firm". Apprently, two amounts of money (50,000 & 100,000 English Pounds Sterling) have been received by our company in error.

For our company to begin the transfer of money to your account, we will need some varfication of your business, and required government issued ID, to return the error funds in question.

Please contact us as soon as possible -

44-0967-397-84600

Please ask for Sir Ben Dover.


So of course, Dr. Sexton has to chime in as well.

Pollywanna crackho and zits,

The money has been sent! My bag of fungus is not pleased that you are not in rectumfilled reception. I belive that you are evil! Your evil company "luckday security" has taken my largemember and deifyied it! How darest you without my condoms sent!

I have given the numbers needeto you, not once, but trice in buggers filled moon, and yet doth thou penisbreathe say it is not. Mrs. Justina Capella will hear (hear, hear!) about this. Victoria as weel. Jerkingoff in quiet may be fine for oyu, but not to one as regal as the dying Mrs, Justina.

May your brainsalad be awash in flaming fragrance of kaka.

Hitch up you trousers, the floods are coming,

Dr. Sexton Jeeves III, esq, Phd, & BMOC.

This outta be innaressing.

Aloha.