Hotel Hell -
HM - "Aloha, In room dining, Mark speaking, how may I help you?"
Japanese Guest- "Mushi Mushi?"
HM - "Ome moment.."
Transfers phone to bi-lingual operator.
HM - (same spiel as above)
JG - "Womb Serbiss?
HM - " Yes this is room service."
JG - "I rood rike to order Fork Horse"
HM - "Fork Horse?"
JG - "Res. Fork Horse"
HM - "Um, we dont have Horse"
(nb - horse meat is served in Japan, and is actually very good, but we dont carry Horse, even if it is belived to be a aphrodisiac, or men eating it are considered virile. We have the Honolulu Marathon tomorrow, and who knows, if you get my drift)
JG - "Fork Horse, No?"
HM - "No Fork Horse"
JG - (japanese tossing back and forth in the back ground) "So, No Fork Horse, you hab maybe, Tree Horse?
HM- "Tree Horse?....um?"
JG - "Res. Tree Horse meal for two"
HM - (barely able to not pee) "I see THREE COURSE MEAL FOR TWO?" " Or FOUR COURSE MEAL FOR TWO?"
JG - " Hai hai hai! Res - ! Fork Horse meal for two!!!"
HM & JG together - " Rararararararararara!!!!!! "
Ok, so hotel hell had humor today.
My 23rd annivesary is tomorrow, and I am ordering fork horse for the Lady C and I.
Aloha.
4 comments:
happy anniversary to you and the lady c...
and many more.
Happy Anniversary!! My eldest baby turned FIVE today. It's a great day.
Will miss Richard Pryor, though.
Yes, writer mom me too, I loved that Richard Pryor.
Happy birthday to jack and happy anniversary to HM and lady C too.
Thank God for laughs at work, gotta be there may as well enjoy it.
Happy anniversary, kids. Hope the day includes an appointment for celebration ;-)
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