Surfapalooza

Went surfing this morn, and a group of tourist folk were heading to the shorebreak, when the lifeguard (red shorts) was informing them of the dangers of the beach. (most broken necks/backs in the world) - He was real professional, but the funniest part was when the Dad of the group said (real loud)

"Well, thanks, we just wanna know WHERE THE ROCKS ARE, so we can stay away from 'em"

Um, island...reef...um...whole place is a Rock.

Ask Magarret!

Nah, they were nice folk, but the volume he asked at was so loud, and it hit me as funny shit.

Easily amused.



Rock, What rock?

To the left at the hotel.
To the left...


Gots ta work.

Aloha.