Brother Abbas Needs My Help

This came in my Email box today. Brother Abbas is here for me.


DEAR FRIEND,


MY NAME IS MR ABBAS AZIZ. I AM 55 YEARS OLD MAN. I AM FROM SAUDI ARABIA
BUT RESIDENT IN DUBAI - UNITED ARAB EMIRATE FOR THE PAST 25YEARS. I AM
MARRIED WITH TWO CHILDREN. MY WIFE AND CHILDREN DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT TWO
YEARS AGO WHILE ON HOLIDAY IN THE EGYPT. SINCE I HAVE NO CHILDREN OF MY
OWN AND IMMEDIATE RELATIVES, I DECIDED TO ASK FOR YOUR HELP IN THIS
PROJECT. I HAVE BEEN HELPING ORHANPS AND CHILDREN IN ORPHANAGE/MOTHERLESS
HOMES BY DONATING MONEY AND OTHER VALUABLE ITEMS TO THEM AROUND THE WORLD.
PRESENTLY, I AM RECEIVING INTENSIVE TREATMENT IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE
IN LONDON - UNITED KINGDOM. MY DOCTORS TOLD ME THAT I HAVE CANCER OF THE
LUNGS AND THAT I HAVE TWO MONTHS TO LIVE.

BEFORE I BE CAME ILL, I SAVED SOME MONEY (US$10 MILLION DOLLARS) FROM THE
SALES OF MY REAL ESTATES, GULF COURT AND SOME FUNDS I INHERITED FROM MY
WEALTHY LATE PARENTS AND THIS FUNDS HAVE SINCE BEEN DEPOSITED IN CASH
CONSIGNMENTS VOLTS WITH A TRUST FINANCE/SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE.
PLEASE, I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD TO HELP ME COLLECT THESE CASH
CONSIGNMENTS (FUNDS) FROM THE TRUST FINANCIAL SECURITY COMPANY BY
NOMINATING YOU AS MY PARTNER AND THE NEW BENEFICIARY. AFTER THE COLLECTION
OF THE CASH CONSIGNMENTS (FUNDS), YOU WILL NOW HELP ME TO DONATE THESE
FUNDS TO CHARITY/ORHANPANGE HOMES IN THE UNITED STATES, EUROPE, ASIA AND
AFRICA. THIS WILL MAKE MY LIFE A DREAM COME THROUGH WHEN I REST WITH THE
LORD SOON. THE BIBLE SAYS, WHAT IT SHALL PROFIT A MAN IF HE GAIN THE WHOLE
WORLD AND LOSE HIS OWN SOUL. THIS IS THE SWEAT OF MY LABOUR AND THE
STRUGGLE OF MY LIFE.

I BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED AFTER SERIES OF PRAYERS AND WOULD OFFER THIS
SERVICE FOR HUMANITY SAKE. I AUTHORISE YOU TO TAKE 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM
FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TO TOUCH MANY LIVES AROUND THE WORLD. IF YOU CAN
HELP ME, PLEASE MAIL ME SO THAT I WILL GIVE YOU THE CONTACT DETAILS OF THE
TRUST FINANCIAL SECURITY COMPANY AND THE NECESSARY INFORMATIONS REGARDING
THIS PROJECT. I NEED YOUR HELP AS I HAVE NO IMMEDIATE RELATIVE I CAN
ENTRUST THIS PROJECT WITH FOR SOME PRIVATE REASONS. I KNOW YOU WILL BE
SURPRAISE TO THIS PROPOSAL AS I DO NOT KNOW YOU PHYSICALLY BUT DESPIRATE
PROBLEM DESERVES DESPIRATE SOLUTIONS THUS I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM THE
INTERNET DURING MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE PERSON I CAN ENTRUST THIS PROJECT
WITH AND I DECIDED TO MAKE CONTACT WITH YOU AND ASK FOR YOUR HELP. I KNOW
THERE ARE LOTS OF ILLEGAL THINGS GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD AND IN THE
INTERNET BUT THIS IS FAR FROM ONE AS THIS IS A JUST AND LEGITIMATE AND
PLEA FOR HELP

MAY THE GOOD LORD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. I AWAIT YOUR POSITIVE AND
URGENT RESPONSE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

REGARDS,
BROTHER ABBAS AZIZ


Yeah, those "lots of illegal things" going on round the world, it can just drive you to what, say, email hoax? By cracker, (maybe ON crack?) he was given my email address as a honest humanity servant via prayer. What are the odds of that? I figure there are fifty bazillion and two email adddress' that are real out there, and Brother Abbas got devine intervention on mine. I think I will invite Brother Abbas to Vegas with me before he kicks the bucket from ...lungs cancer?

Damn those desperate problems needing desperate solutions. Well he came to the right spot, thats for sure.

Aloha, Brother Abbas, Aloha.

That'd be Farewell......

For the record, I once ate an "Ornhaps"...and it didnt go down too well......